|um...ease up on the eyeliner love. and the hairspray. and that colour is no good on you. and what exactly are you holding in that tiny purse? surely nothing of use? so why have it? WHY?|
|i say this in every critique about someone...but|
same old shit different red carpet.
|um...you were in the devil wears prada. i expect more.|
|i don't know who this is and i don't particularly like or dislike his suit but he's kind of cute so i thought id add him in.|
|so pretty isla. nothing to scream and shout about but at least it wasn't boring OR ugly. and that neckline is pretty. solid B+.|
|ok so maybe the person heidi is smoking in a field with is jared leto.|
|ugh just go away. never liked you, never will.|
the dress is nice but i can't get past her. sorry.
|i don't even have words for this.|
oh wait yes i do...
SO BAD. it reminds me of that McQueen dress gwyneth wore to the oscars in 2002 with no bra...that got canned and this should have too. there is nothing good here.
|ok if I can wear this at 55 and look like this...ill be VERY happy. what a babe.|
|did woolies have a special on bin bags?|
|it appears kelly ripa has taken the entire allocation of fake tan for this years awards.|
|ohhhhh kerry washington.|
|love gaga in this!! different and unique and she looks confident amazing. that fiancé of hers is one lucky man to be on her arm. top 5 for me.|
|oh sweetheart that is not a good neckline on your broad manly shoulders.|
also...insiders trick : nipple pasties.
|WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!|
i don't particularly care about the suit he just deserved to be in cos he won and i love him.
|and here we have lily cole modelling the latest in drug overdose silver blanket couture, fresh from the festival season of summer 2016.|
nice shoes tho.
|1: don't spread your legs like that in a dress this tight.|
2: did your boob defect from your body and decide to hang out with your arm?
3: the hip flaps...no.
|she looks like a contestant on my kitchen rules.|
home kitchen cook rounds.
|hey mindy...just wondering...when did you become the first lady?|
|i don't even have the energy for this mess.|
|hair? check. makeup? check. back of the dress? check.|
front of the dress? jury is still out.
pancake boobs? not a fan but breastfeeding can do that so ill let her off this time.
|why is she there? she's on CSI : Cyber for gods sake.|
|always got love for Pharrell. simple and stylin.|
|gorgeous!!! reminds me of beyonce at the grammys in 2014, and i aint mad about it. she looks relaxed, happy and glamourous. top 5 for me.|
|if she had just steamed this after she got out of the car i wouldn't have such issues here. gorj colour, the side boob was supreme, the train is heaven...but those bloody creases.|
|hamburglars friend Grimace.|
|ugh she's so gorj i can't even handle her face. she is another one that always wears the same look, but her looks are always so beautiful and well put together i can't complain about it.|
|sam smith looks like he just got a preview of all the stupid things he was going to say over the night.|
|pretty. love the colour. hair is a bit meh but she's definitely not at the bottom of the pack with this.|
|i feel like oprah would wear this in the plus size version to a presidential fund raiser.|
|HOT REDHEAD ALERT. her face and hair as a package is so striking, i don't even care about the bland outfit.|
|grimaces identical twin...gromace.|
|hot couple. hot hot hot.|
i could do without the wanky sunglasses though.