|hmmmmmm, cute. nothing outrageous but cute nonetheless. not hard for adriana though. i mean she is a victorias secret model for gods sake. |
|and here is our first in the "she doesn't even go here" category...seriously agyness. what do you even do anymore? i mean apart from wear hideous outfits, of course.|
|first of the Balmain babes. bored already. same old shit, different red carpet. OVAH. IT.|
|fab jumpsuit. seriously in love with it.|
the woman inside tho? NEXT.
|i like this less every time i look at it so I'm going to move on before i decide i hate it all together.|
|um. ok. amy. just no. lose the bag, change the shoes, get some jewellery, change the hair and makeup and stand up straight. then maybe we can talk.|
alexander wang i expect more from you.
|don't know who you are but you look great. keep it up.|
|ooh a silver dress when the theme is Manus x Machina...how original.|
|i love anna kendrick but this is SO not working for me. literally nothing about this appeals to me.|
|its better than last year anna, ill give you that.|
ps love the fringe cape sleeves.
|baby wintour looking BEEutiful(see what i did there) in Alexander McQueen. Good taste obviously runs in the family.|
|sooooo...yeeeeah. digging the grey hair.|
|only queen bey could make a latex dress (that you can see sticking to her perfect backside) with weird colouring and odd pearls on it look this bomb.|
back up becky, you aint shit.
|HOW DOES SHE ALWAYS LOOK THIS GOOD.|
and isn't she pregnant again?!
ugh seriously. I'm done.
|i think I'm yet to see Chloe in something that makes me go "YASSSS CHLOE". nothing is terrible but nothing is spectacular.|
never overwhelmed, never underwhelmed.
|i have no idea what happened here but I'm going to put it down to an off night.|
everyone has one right?
those boots need to be burnt asap though. VOM.
|for some reason so many people where talking about this.|
i don't get it. she's hot but i hate the dress and her hair looks so weird i can't get past it. not a fan.
|i heart common.|
even in this brown suit.
|lol i don't even know where to start.|
-dress is gross
-why are you there
oh look at that, i did know where to start.
|so many greens. he's got a good face so i can ALMOST excuse the lapel...|
Diplo...shiny baby poo lapel...wtf.
|DVF...whoa haha calm down on the hair accessories please. or remove ONE of the patterns you have on.|
you look legit crazy.
|there is something about this that i really want to love...|
the purple kind of ruins it for me, but it does look nice with her hair. she does look sad though.
cheer up emma, you're beautiful and successful. like can't be that bad.
|poor mans margot robbie.|
|literally the most awkward couple IN THE WORLD. |
has he drugged her? she looks roofied.
|the theme was manus x machina guys...|
not moon-manus x machina.
sometimes she's just too weird.
|she looks hot. as always.|
he looks hot. as always.
his arm looks weird. which is new.
|i feel like she made this the day before while high on crack.|
she had a cracking crafternoon.
|BABE. seriously for the least relevant of that whole supermodel crew she certainly scrubbed up well.|
|they all look like rumer willis.|
which nobody wants.
not even rumer willis.
|what even is this.|
seriously are they just inviting anyone these days?
|mhmmmmmm. yes. |
you go idris. wear that tux with tails like you own it.
|heidi klum called, she wants her shitty dress back.|
|the fact that you are stunning doesn't deter me from that fact that your dad is a top notch asshole and could soon ruin humanity as we know it.|
go home, or distance yourself from that complete and utter dickhead before you return.
|he looks like he's playing simon says and the instruction was "simon says stand weirdly and look uncomfortable"|
he's winning that game.
|HOT DAMN. now thats an outfit. love the colour love the hair love the boots love it all.|
|this is very VB when she had her pixie crop and david wore a white suit with a diamond cross necklace. and had the same haircut as Victoria.|
i kind of love it.
|this dress doesn't really do anything for me. her in this dress tho? LOVE. and her hair and makeup?! |
HAVE MERCY. perfection.
|on the right person and with a better fit this could've been a BILLION times better. from the back it looked like she was wearing an adult diaper.|
also her hair is giving me anxiety.
|i loved the fact that this reacted to her twitter followers comments. so clever.|
its a bit wedding-y for me, but she looks gorj and the dress fit the theme so no real complaints here.
always and forever.
|i actually love this. its a perfect mix of architecture and romance. |
even gaga is giving shades of jealousy in the background.
we will get to you gaga. trust me.
|samara from the ring looks great here.|
sorry but that makeup is revolting and the hair!? jesus.
also like could you not have had a good nights sleep, gotten a facial and moisturised?
you look rough love, and this is the fucking Met.
|this, however, has been completely stuffed up. she looks like a teenager in the 90s on halloween trying to look like one of the girls from the craft.|
|obsessed with kanyes contacts, and outfit. that jacket was yummy.|
and not many people could get my approval with denim on the Met red carpet.
she looks weird and intense tho.
the girls all seriously need to get over Olivier Rousteing.
|loving her short hair.|
again tho, GET OVER BALMAIN. oh and while I've got you ky, can you stop with the singing snaps? super annoying.
|i can't. she's turning into madonna.|
|her makeup is actually gorj. that lip colour is on my wish list.|
but can someone please tone girlfriends hair? that yellow tinge is making me suuuuper uncomfortable.
|i LOOOOOVE this. vampy and sassy and gorgeous. she looks like she has juicy gossip about someone and i desperately want to hear it.|
|ok whats with the line on your face.|
also eat a burger love.
|no 16 year old should have a face like this.|
however maybe use it to smile sweetheart, you're always looking super sour.
try eating something and see how that makes you feel.
|cher? is that you?|
|oh my god i can't with this pose lol|
grow up lorde, you're not a 16 year old newbie anymore. oh and also get a new stylist.
|i really wish me and my brother were this cool.|
|this is reminiscent of the jetsons. i don't love.|
i didn't want to make her pictures too big in case it damaged your eyesight.
she's vile and gross and needs to stop flashing her ass/boobs that nobody wants to see.
also she has like a full hand size space between her boobs. ew.
|not her best. which is a shame cos i love her. i mean she doesn't look bad, just a bit bland.|
theres always next time babe. we believe in you.
|did michelle williams send her child in her place? no adult is this size. with such a ridiculous hair cut.|
|i usually hate miranda, but I'm seriously loving this. the more i look at it the more i can't stop looking at it. her face is still a bit annoying but the look is flawless.|
|nicki looks like she just caught a glimpse of her own reflection.|
we all agree babe.
|makeup is a bit harsh but I'm digging the dress. the collar is great on her and she has amazing shoulders and collarbones.|
|i think her plane flew into a goose and she decided to wear it as a dress.|
|I'm getting really bored of seeing rita try to win the red carpet, and failing.|
|ok so this is embarrassing to admit but i had no idea these two were a couple.|
I LOVE THIS.
|jerry seinfeld called and wants his pirate shirt back.|
also stop wearing blue point shoes, that movie was years ago, and it wasn't even that amazing.
hair and makeup is good though. and whats the met without SJP wearing something slightly ridic.
|something isn't sitting right here but i can't stay mad at sienna for too long. she's a red carpet goddess.|
|loving the head to toe D&G. this is luxe and regal and textural and couture.|
top 10 for me i think. i love a bit of drama.
do we understand the elevator fight now? do we believe he cheated on her?
i think its all a bit staged and some very clever marketing. i call bullshit.
|jenny humphrey. bad. so bad.|
|i do love this lipstick on her, and she has great shape to her lips. |
however i HATE HATE HATE her hair like this. the colour, the cut, everything. she's losing me as a fan extremely fast.
|scuse my french but what the FUCK are you doing here?!|
go home child.
|i don't even know whats happening here. everyone seems to have taken the theme to mean robots.|
its not that hard people.
(not hating on the suit tho which actually kind of love)
|i take back my earlier statement...|
i wish my brother and i were THIS cool.
they're bonkers and i love them. plus i mean look at them. they're stunning.
|super stylin. i expect nothing less from wiz these days.|
|i looooove this. its like a couture costume and i want it. the shoes, the mask, THE BOW. |
like a dark fairy of fashion.
ugh zoe you can do no wrong so just keep doing you girlfriend cos you are KILLING. IT.
BUT SERIOUSLY THOSE FUCKING SHOES.